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Great Invention Idea? A Big, Long D*ck for Valentine's Day!


If you're tired of getting chocolates for Valentine's Day, why not give your guy international patent W09918897 and give yourself a great, big somethin' somethin' in the process?

International patent WO9918897 is nothing new. In fact, it is easy to lose sight of it in an already crowded field filled with pumps , devices , pills , dvd kits, etc. However, the inventor's no-fuss method for extend[ing] your penis without pills or surgery really appealed to this blogger because I always think "old school" is best when it comes to your "old tool!"

In his patent application the inventor, Herbert Jochum, lays out his case for "A penis extender for enlarging the male organ by a long-term extension treatment of the Corpora cavernosa comprises an extension element located between a fastening device for the glans penis and a holder for the root of the penis which acts as an abutment. The extension element is designed as a flexible band that can be slung around the body of the user."

In other words, the invention consists of a ring that is attached to a belt. Truth be told, the whole thing looks more like a chastity belt than a manhood builder. And that's probably the real reason it stood out to me from all the others. Oh the irony!

Penis Extender ApparatusPenis Extender Apparatus

If your not quite ready for Viagra and you fancy yourself more cutting-edge and pseudo-European, then this international patent is for you. The ring promises to be comfortable, at least until it's done its job, and the belt - I don't know how comfortable the belt is but hey, I guess that depends on how well the ring works!

Anyway, I couldn't let Valentine's Day go by without mentioning a little something to help fan the flames of love and spark the embers of passion! So, this year consider giving yourself and your partner the gift that keeps on giving: Herbert Jochum's, Penis Extender, and share the pleasures of a really big gift!

Elizabeth Valeri
Patents Writer
InventorSpot.com




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taken a turn for the smut. Two days in a row. Way to keep yourself above the fray. This kind of crap can be gotten all over the web - we come here so we don't have to be subjected to it everywhere...


A lack of humor (humour?)

Dear anonymous (posting above)

I personally enjoyed finding the two postings written with a wry sense of humor and a marvelous sense of fun. It was precisely the lack of "twaddle" that made me laugh out loud!!

I personally shall keep returning to this site ....

Keep up the good work!!!!!

(HUGE -maybe not the right word to use!- bear hug< ....b


Celebrating Our Differences

Elizabeth Valeri's picture

It's nice to know we can all coexist.  Smile


Thanks for the kudos!

Elizabeth Valeri's picture

Thanks WD!  You "get me." Smile  And by the way, "huge" is definitely the right word to use!


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