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Are you trying to figure out what would be the perfect gift for your girlfriend or wife?

You may be having some difficulty because although it's pretty obvious that they want expensive jewelry, your wallet is in denial.

The holidays are a great time to reflect on whether you REALLY want to be in a relationship with the woman currently in your life. There is nothing like the cold hard reality of having to plunk down lots on cold hard cash to buy jewelry for a woman you are not excited about to make you think seriously about dumping her. (See my article on 5 Good Reasons to Dump Her.)

If you want to dump her, it's usually a smart move to do it before you spend lots of money on her...unless of course, she gives great gifts. If she's a great gift giver, I have a better idea.

I think you should get your greedy little hands on all the goodies she's got for you, and then get her to dump you for giving her jewelry as a present.

So how can you do this, you ask? It's real simple. You just need to give her jewelry that tells her in no uncertain terms that you don't love her. Isn't that brilliant?

What's really great is that you can honestly tell everyone the heartless b$$tch broke up with you right after you gave her some awesome jewelry. This is sure to make you look like a great guy to the new woman in your life.

To help you out, here are my 10 Perfect Jewelry Gifts Ideas for Your Imperfect Woman:

10. Great Gift Idea for the Totally Catty Woman

Cat Claws Rings

If your woman is nice on the outside but cruel on the inside, these Cat Claw Rings are the perfect gift for her.

Tell her that this gift reminded you of her and her cattiness. Now, with her Cat Claw Rings, she can rip people apart with just her words or use her sharp claws.(jewelry here)

9. Great Gift Idea for the Anal-Retentive Woman

Enema Bag Brooch Pin

Does you woman drive you crazy with her obsessive cleaning? Does she follow you around the house, putting everything you touch back in its proper place practically before you are done touching it?

If she has a compulsive need to keep things orderly, then this Enema Bag Brooch Pin is the perfect gift for her.

Tell her this gift reminded you of her and her anal - retentiveness. Now, with Enema Bag Brooch Pin, she can just blow all her rules and annoying compulsions right out of her @$$. (jewelry here)

8. Great Gift Idea for the Woman Who Preaches About Saving the Planet

Grow a Plant RingIs your woman one of those alfalfa sprouts eating chicks that looks at you aghast when you try to enjoy a steak but conveniently ignores the cow killed for her leather boots? Is she constantly worrying out loud about how we are killing the rain-forest as she drives her gas guzzler to the store instead of walking a block to get to it?

If she's is an "all talk" environmentalist, this Grow a Plant ring will be perfect gift for her.

Tell her this gift made you think of her and how she should really use all the hot air she is spewing to grow something green. Now, with her ring, she can finally do something good for the planet rather than merely talk about it. (jewelry here via here)

7. Great Gift Idea for the Woman Who Sucks the Life Out of You

Blood Vial Earrings Does your woman ask you for everything and then ask for more? Is your woman slowly draining the life blood out of you? Does she seem to get visibly happier when you are start feeling miserable?

If your woman sucks your energy and joy for life out of you, the Blood Vial Earrings will be the perfect gift for her.

Tell her this gift reminded you of her and her unique ability to deplete you of your happiness. Now, with the Blood Vial Earrings, when she sucks the life blood out of a man, she will have a handy place to store it. (jewelry here)

6. Great Gift Idea for the Woman Can't Get Anybody to Listen to Her

"I Am All Ears" Barbie Parts Brooch

Does your woman have the ability to bore a tree? Is she constantly telling you stories that no one wants to hear, least of all you?

If your woman is always looking to you for a sympathetic ear, and rarely finding it, this I Am All Ears Brooch is the perfect gift for her.

Tell her this gift reminded you of her and her constant need to talk and have others listen. Now, with the I Am All Ears Brooch, she can finally have ears that can't run away and avoid her tiresome stories. (jewelry here)