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Is this a joke? Wow, talk about Toxix Shock Syndrome.

Well, apparently some tasers are shaped like mobile phones to make them look less conspicuous. Perhaps that was meant to be a taser disguised as a tampon, so as not to arouse suspicion in the attacker.

Do you mean walking around with a tampon in your hand is not going to arise suspicion?

Women can go postal--or mentrual--once a month and possibly have a valid defense!  DREAD THE RED.

I think this would be a totally new category of revulvas.

Instead of carrying it in plain view, where do you suppose one might conceal it so that no men sees?

Why spend money on this when you can just suffocate someone with a Maxi Pad?

Imagine someone mistaking this for a real tampon.  I hope they plan on having a big warning label on this lethal baby.

Rodd this is genius. 

I thought so too when I saw it.  The invention made me laugh out loud.  Who thinks of things like this?

I want one!!!!!!!!!  How much are they and how can I buy one?

Rodd is no genius. His articles are juvenile and in poor taste.  He is morally corrupting this world and should be locked up.  I'd sure like to tampon taser him...that'd learn him real good.

Hehe - Good thing I am anonymous.

It doesn't matter how effective this is at protecting a woman. In Canada, she would be promptly arrested if caught with it.. In Canada, a 100 lb woman can kill her 200 lb. attacker if need be, PROVIDING she uses ONLY her bare hands.. By NOT allowing a woman, or anybody for that matter, the tools for self defence. The law says that when attacked, it's just better to die than be politically incorrect and use GASP!!!! A Weapon!!! And you know what? It's OTHER women and their 'gun control organisations' that are keeping them defenceless., raped, and murdered.. Great Job Wendy Cukier..

Now that is just nuts! What kind of pussy would use this.

Hello. I am not sure if you are aware of this, but gearfuse.com has almost verbatenly taken your content. Perhaps you are an affiliate or link with them, if so I apologize. When I questioned them on it, they commented "WE are the ones who were plagiarized if anything. Before you go accusing people of major crimes, do a little homework." They not only have ALL your photos up - but a pretty closely worded article as yours as well .
Just giving you a heads up as I was verbally assaulted for even mentioning it to them. Just wanted you to be aware of it.
Thanks and I love your site. :-)

From UZIs to EWWW-ZIs?????

OK, so seriously, I want this. How do I go about purchasing this peice of awesomeness?? This isnt a joke, that would make the best conversation peice/personal defense mechanism.

How much does the first one cost??

and do they come in super absorbent?

Thanks for letting us know about Gearfuse. We had already written a email to them awhile ago asking them to only use one picture on their site but so far, they have not responded to us.

I am sure it was not the intent of Gearfuse to be stealing people's content.  As soon as we hear from them, I will update you but so far, no responses to our emails and our comments on their postings.

Michelle

I dont want to keep beating this into the ground but they took their response to my comments off, as I asked them if this is how they treat all their readers (they told me to STFU amonf other things- in their original reply). They are/were very unprofessional.
I just didnt want it to appear I am lieng about their comments because now all you see are mine.
Thanks and sorry to keep belaboring this.

That last response was mine. I forgot to put in my name. :-)

is kind of wimpy.  Maybe someone perform it on a male body part in "Jackass:  The Movie:  Part 3"????  Now that would be a demonstration.

Hi Sandy:

We appreciate you looking out for us. ;)

I have now written to Gearfuse twice now and they have still not responded. If they don't respond by tomorrow, we'll escalate.  Other than actually sue them, there is not much you can do I think but we will definitely not be sending them more stuff to link to.

Some sites out there actually take the whole thing and don't even credit it...

So, I am hoping Gearfuse is a bunch of good people and its just a misunderstanding.  We'll see... 

Is there a waiting period?

Instead of the tampon getting bloody, the intended offender becomes the bloody victim--any day of the month.

After regular maxi pads came the more effective/secure maxi pads with wings.  The tampon taser with wings--a TAMPEDO--will offer added protection from a distance.

(I think people would rather get knocked up than hit by a tampon.)

This may be okay to take along when running short errands, but otherwise isn't very practical since it has to be changed every four to six hours.

What do victims use to ease the discomfort--Midol?

I just read the San Francisco Police Dept. ordered 80 of them for their dept to test out. A majority of the test results were reported as "Absolutely faaaabulous", with 1 "this sooo doesnt match my uniform" and 1 around the world finger snap.

Tampons were designed to stop bloodshed, not cause it.

Drug dealers will like these since their weapons can be flushed along with the drugs when police raid their homes.

When police confiscate the ones used in crimes, do they store them in the Evidence Room or in a tampon dispenser in the women's room?

Wouldn't there be a tendency for people packing a tampon to overreact since they are already irritable?

Was reading some debates on other blogs about this Tampon Taser. Seems to have stirred up some real emotion with some. Who would have thought tampons would be so widely discussed (vs. disgust)?

Some real master debaters out there (sorry, just had to go there) fighting the good fight in whether tampon taser will be used for good or evil. We may never know and thank God for that. :-)

Damn you damn you all!!!
My hubby bought me one of these as an anniversary pressie.
Stupidly i thought it was a kinda 'love egg' type thing and with relish 'inserted' them and pressed go!
I now need full dental work doing, there are finger marks embedded in the bathroom door frame and i wont need a brazilian for at least 6 months when the burns heal!
Apart from that it was the best BUZZ i ever had are you thinking of doing them in a slightly lower voltage for us stay at home moms?!

When your friends ask what you got for your anniversary, you can tell them "a big boombox".

 Your story demonstrates that the taser can be used in the city as well as the cuntry.

*Rim shot*  (for the comment above)

The puns for this one are just never ending.  Hehe. 

That is because the PERIOD precedes the tampon; for the puns to end, the tampon must come before the period.

The London Times reported the bizarre experience of Peaches Flambe who mistakenly used her self defense weapon when her monthly vacation arrived while clubbing with friends at a SOHO hotspot. She returned from the "Ladies" and was asked to dance by an UBER handsome guy she fancied. The band was playing their best up tempo material which resulted in Peaches getting her groove on and showing some of her best moves. Audience members were speechless and numbed with awe as she put on a show of incredible physical moves and outbursts of epithets that roused the crowd to near riotous behavior. She received a long standing ovation as she lay unconcious on the floor while police tried to determine the cause of her display.

Well I would like to buy these and resell them on my web site so get in touch with me and let's talk.

Thanks

Someone (I assume it's a man) said something about the chance of accidental usage and I just wanted to say that tampons don't come attached like the stunner's two "tampons" are. I think it's pretty cool & the fact that it's a couple of tampons might throw the attacker off or the attacker might blow it off all together, thinking it's a joke. Cool concept. :)

Jesus Christ, I laffed half our strate.. Sry still lafing can type rite.....

I think I might want to buy one of these for my girlfriend. I can't figure out where to buy them though.

and in cammo no less! Look out guys!

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I think this is GREAT! I mean, i'd keep it in my bag and i've been carrying pepper spray since i was 16. I have martial arts training, but some days i am not dressed for a fight or what if i'm up against a large group? Most should be smart enough not to jump the gun with a taser as that can easily give you jail time, but i have been riding the bus and surrounded by guys trying to pressure me and even threaten me- quite obviously.
If thugs had to worry about hidden tasers they'd back off more because they can't pick their targets. I want one! Anyone know where to get one?

be sure not to put those next to your normal tampons! bzzzzt! yow

against who?

Are you looking for a real stun gun that works or real pepper spray disguised as lipstick? Tack a look at real Stun Guns and Pepper Sprays.

Actually this is funny, but not very usable. Since most women would want to hide this in the bottom of their purse, which is the last useful place to have a stun gun.

Nate Neel

*This product strictly for use in accordance with country or state laws. Need not be female or menstruating to use effectively. Tampon stun gun to be used for security purposes only or in self defense. It is not intended nor recommended for vaginal insertion.

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